Re: What the hell is C++, Java, C# and the other drivel?
It is not true that ALGOL 60 had no IO - it just lacked a consistent mechanism across different implementations. So no single "Hello World" program could be compiled on all the different variants.
I used later versions, so I am not that familiar with FORTRAN I. But even the Wikipedia entry indicates that, although FORTRAN I was close to the IBM 704 assembler, some things like the IF statement was not a direct equivalent of the CAS – Compare Accumulator with Storage instruction. Also the FREQUENCY statement could be used to give runtime weightings to the brach operator - that's way more high level in language terms than a simple assembler.