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I could throttle you right about now: US Navy to ditch touchscreens after kit blamed for collision

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Hey Siri! Set both throttle to 50%.

Setting port throttle to 50%...

Hey Siri... both... BOTH... BOOOOOOTTTTTHHHH!!!!! *crunch*

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