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Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, where to go? Navigation satellite signals flip from degraded to full TITSUP* over span of four days



Jacob Rees-Mogg and his chums will be replacing this foreign shambles with an all-old British design.

Fabricated from bronze, alabaster and Bakelite by artisans from the Midlands, the new Blighty satellite constellation will be the wonder of the world.

Clockwork receivers will churn out your position in OS co-ordinates, height above sea-level and GMT as well as direction to nearest open Public House.

Clockwork receivers can also be used with a sextant as a back-up.

God Bless Britannia.

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