Reply to post: Re: But I know a lot of "intelligent" and "clever" people who play the lottery.

Poetic justice: Mum funnels £100 into claw machine to win single Dumbo teddy for her kid

Bloodbeastterror

Re: But I know a lot of "intelligent" and "clever" people who play the lottery.

"...because you never buy a ticket."

"Lord, Lord, please let me win the lottery."

"Oh Lord, please please let me win the lottery."

"Please, Lord, please let me win the lottery."

"Jock, meet me half way - buy a ticket."

(Please don't flame me for national stereotyping - I'm just repeating the joke as I heard it... :-) )

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