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That this AI can simulate universes in 30ms is not the scary part. It's that its creators don't know why it works so well

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Re: Skeletons

FORD:

Hey Marvin!

MARVIN:

What do you want?

FORD:

Give Zaphod a yell will you?

MARVIN:

Ahhh. Mind-taxing time again is it?

FORD:

Just get on with it.

MARVIN:

I’ve just worked out an answer to the square root of minus one.

FORD:

Go and get Zaphod.

MARVIN:

It’s never been worked out before. It’s always been thought impossible.

FORD:

Go and get -

MARVIN:

I’m going. Pausing only to reconstruct the whole infrastructure of integral mathematics in his head, he went about his humble task. Never thinking to ask for reward, recognition, or even a moment’s ease from the terrible pain in all the diodes down his left side. “Fetch Beeblebrox,” they say, and forth he goes.

[Door hums open]

ARTHUR:

Don’t you think we should do something for him?

FORD:

Hmm… we could rip out his voice-box for a start.

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