Re: The REAL problem
That song reminds me of an old Russian joke.
A man who worked at a sewing machine factory wanted a new sewing machine but couldn't get one.
His friends told him to take home one part every night and he would end up with a nice new machine.
"I have tried that three times now but keep ending up with a machine gun!"
Apparently the "sewing machine factory" was really a, shadow, arms factory.