Reply to post: Boeing reacts cunningly to the deadly crash of the XXX airliner

This isn't Boeing to end well: Plane maker to scrap some physical cert tests, use computer simulations instead

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Boeing reacts cunningly to the deadly crash of the XXX airliner

The airplane crashes? People are scared to go on it? Airlines don't want to buy it as a result?

Solution:

1. recall the aircraft...in the sense of calling it by a new name = a brand new aircraft after each crash!

2. Airlines rebadge the new plane

3. Passengers relaxed.

4. Share price up, investors happy.

...

5. Profit!!!

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