Reply to post: Re: My fav

When customers see red, sometimes the obvious solution will only fan the flames

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Re: My fav

What would Simon and Stephen do?

[_] tour of the windows on the 13th floor

[_] tour of the basement

[_] tour of the canteen

[_] make a deepfake of said user saying Very Naughty Things about the CEO

[_] test a new remote control in said user's car

[_] see what the various flags and switches are for on homeland's security's database on said user

[_] visit the user at his desk with a ginormous stink bomb

[_] other (specify) : __________________________________________

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