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Re: Vegan?

Q. How do you know if somebody is a Vegan?

A. They are short, stocky and have scaly skin, have good spatial perception do better in zero-g than most races and make excellent pilots. They are also loyal and fiercely competitive - but they tend to like their food on the 'still wriggling' side of rare. Which is not really surprising since their ancestors were reptilian hunter-gatherers.

About the only trait they share with the ape-descended name-stealers here on Earth is that they can't help telling anyone who will listen just how damn good they are...

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