Reply to post: Re: Can someone tell me how.....

Introducing 'freedom gas' – a bit like the 2003 deep-fried potato variety, only even worse for you

Jemma

Re: Can someone tell me how.....

A couple of hundred pallets of Novichok, stainless steel glass lined spray gear, noddy suits, a few A400M spray planes and a really wide interpretation of the phrase "omelettes and eggs" should do the job admirably.

*fires up eBay*

Can get everything else - just need the loopy* juice.

*more accurately the twitchy, dribbly, convulsey, pissy & die-ey juice.

But quite honestly it doesn't matter. We're done. If we're not fucking up the environment we're fucking up our genetic diversity and resilience. The last human will die at the age of 93 sitting in a plastic chair watching Hollyoaks DVDs - so much for intelligent life.

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