Re: Secure doors.
I had a coworker come to me one morning nearly in tears as she had borrowed her husband's truck to get to work that day, and locked the keys in it. She said, "Well, you know how to break into cars, don't you?" and I wasn't sure if I should be flattered or offended.
She was super cute and we got along well, so after some mock protestation, I of course asked where she parked, and brought her the offending keys a few minutes later. (Manual blood pressure cuff inflated at the top rear of the door gives enough room to get an unwound metal coat hanger in to hook on the ring of the keychain.)
I was assured that having a wide knowledge base was the rationale for being asked this sort of thing, rather than a presumption of a darker history. Still not entirely convinced my reputation there was entirely as I'd like it to have been!
Biting the hand that feeds IT
