Re: Straws
"My straws have a full metal jacket."
And, oddly enough to some people, metal straws are now a real thing you can buy. Take your own straw to save plastic. Take your own mug, to save plastic coated cardboard. Next? Take your own cutlery to save the plastic. Buy a sustainable cotton rucksack to carry all your permanent "green" goods in to save the planet! Comes complete with a dispenser for organic soap, a cotton towel and 2 litre water reservoir for washing your items on the go, easily refilled using our special canisters, available only on automatic subscription if you buy this WiFi connected rucksack which monitors usage and automatically reorders soap, water podules and clean towels, deliver direct to your GPS tracked location! But wait! There's more! Buy now for the low, low price and get a "free" pooper scooper and 3 whole days supply of biodegradable doggy doo bags (note, doggy doo bags degrade within 10 minutes once exposed to air and shit. Does not degrade if placed in bins or landfill, free wetwipes included)
Biting the hand that feeds IT
