Re: Why kick the door down when you can get in behind a cleaner.
According to the propaganda on the website "When our Nation calls, we answer with the single greatest weapon in the United States Marine Corps: the elite fighting spirit found in every United States Marine.". Lots of photos of butch men riding around in tanks and jumping out of things....
..... and then you get posted to watch civilians have a shit in an office toilet.
Kid: How did you serve your country grandpa ? Which wars did you fight in ?
Grandpa: Erm......