Re: Wouldn't it be fun
No and no.
A) Google docs works in open formats (as well as Microsoft closed formats), and works on anything that can run a browser, including a totally locked down read-only secure boot device.
B) Google paid business platforms have a totally different privacy policy to their free consumer products.
I would prefer to use Google docs over office any day, it works much better, and is massively cheaper, per seat and TCO