Dear Valued Adobe Creative Cloud Customers,
We know who you are and where you live and we've got a lovely big licensing database.
You wouldn't want an audit, would you?
You're not getting off this treadmill, we've got you now. You should have stayed with the retail versions when you had the chance but you jumped at the shiny trinkets we offered you because you're just as greedy as we are.
Shantanu, your friendly Adobe Mafioso^WCEO.