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We regret to inform you the massive asteroid NASA's all excited about probably won't hit Earth

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Re: Bruce Willis

Bruce Willis might not be young enough to plant a nuclear bomb if we need to break the asteroid up and have the pieces go round Earth.

But maybe that doesn't matter. With modern plastic surgery, we can at least make him pretty enough to give the alien weapon/girl a good smooching, and persuade her to use the stones in that temple in Egypt to stop the asteroid in its tracks.

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