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We regret to inform you the massive asteroid NASA's all excited about probably won't hit Earth

James O'Shea

That particular person has lots of money, which can be used to attract other girls.

She also has lots of Corgis. Perhaps they can be deployed as anti-terrorist weapons, so long as we do it quickly, before such use is banned under the Geneva Conventions.

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