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We regret to inform you the massive asteroid NASA's all excited about probably won't hit Earth

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If you want the harem, suggestion one would be ditch the Landy. I believe Porsche and Ferrari make several vehicles with the knicker elastic remote release function. The Landy is more likely to get you someone with a headscarf who possibly refers to herself as "we".

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