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We regret to inform you the massive asteroid NASA's all excited about probably won't hit Earth

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I'm 57 now (and for the rest of this month). So I'll just be coming up for whatever's left by then of the State's benefits for oldies. Yep, a particularly likely moment to be wiped out.

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