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We regret to inform you the massive asteroid NASA's all excited about probably won't hit Earth

Lyle Dietz

"due on April 13, 2029"

Plenty of time to get the party supplies together. No need to ask for time off since it will be happening on Friday night, and if we're really (un)lucky, no need to go back to work on Monday.

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