Meanwhile, in Heaven
Aaron Swartz looks down upon the Earth, specifically Washington DC, smiles wistfully and shakes his head.
"Be dumber. If only I'd thought of that."
His thoughts are interrupted by an incoming phone call. It's Gabriel. He picks up.
"Aaron, sorry to bug you but it's Saint Peter, he's forgotten the Pearly Gates passcode again."
"Oh for fucks sake... Okay, I'll be right there."
Biting the hand that feeds IT
