Warm and squishy
I can't understand the thinking of those dog owners who;
pull a fresh poo-bag from the pack,
put it over their hand,
bend down and scoop up the fresh pile of poo into the bag,
hold the poo securely while unfolding the bag over their hand,
tie a neat bow in the bag securing the poo inside,
then dump the whole lot in the middle of the footpath.
Maybe they just like the feel of a handful of warm shite.