Re: Silly "victims"!
Ah reckon nowt ter that Yorkshire accent, tha’ knows.
It’s like Blackpool bloody illuminations there soft lad. Near as makes n’ matter t' USB computer bits forged fro' solid copper bi t' local smith who wer ne'er too too cack-‘anded, mind. Wir connected oop t' Tesla coils and sum electric eels an' took me cap down snicket!
Proper champion, that, lad.