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Easter is approaching – and British pr0n watchers still don't know how long before age-gates come into force


(Downing Street Strategy Meeting Minutes, undated)

Prime Minister: " in summary: Brexit is a perpetual clusterfuck, it's likely we shall be annihilated in the next elections, cabinet discipline is almost non-existent, we're crafting policy with a man we have regularly denounced as a Marxist, and we face the prospect of Boris being in charge of it all within months. We need to get ourselves out of this hole, as soon as possible, and a bold, popular, new policy is what will do it - suggestions?"

Advisor 1: "Wanking licences!"

Adviser 2: "Make people buy them at the local corner shop!"

PM: "Get these men on the honours list - immediately!"

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