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New UK counter-terror laws come into force today – watch those clicks, people. You see, terrorist propag... NOOO! Alexa ignore us!

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Re: Best excuse ever to not do your homework...

"I sincerely apologize, Mr. Teacher, but I couldn't do my homework because virtually all the information you wanted me to look up is "likely to be useful to a person committing or preparing an act of terrorism".

Teacher: But all I asked you was to take a photo of the local fire station and the local library for your presentation on local services and amenities.

Pupil: Yes but the terrorist would need to know the details of the fire station as it would be a target for maximising damage done by fire and the library has books in it that can describe any number of subjects that can assist. It even has maps that coupled with a basic GPS or even a magnetic compass allow distances and ranges to be calculated!

Teacher: ...

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