Re: mandatory marigolds!
your previous action has been wiping your bum
One assumes that there has been paper between your hands and the area being wiped.. Yes, I know that germs can get through the paper but, unless you hold it for ages afterwards, seepage[1] isn't going to be an issue..
[1] Unless you are wiping post-seepage from a particularly vicous curry of course.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
