May we introduce ourselves?
My colleagues and I at Sharks With Lasers On Their Heads Ltd believe we may have the perfect solution.
While we normally focus our attention on water-borne challenges, our newest product is the "Fish out of water"(tm) tank. These tanks allow you to position your laser equipped shark away from more traditional locations and come with a number of optional extras to match your required climate.
We have studies showing that consumers not only approve of our drone control methods, but that drone owners even look forward to the challenge. In addition, consumers also recognise the environmental friendliness of our shark-based solution.
We would prefer our £2m paid using the large format cheque option for publicity purposes.
We look forward to hearing from you.
Thank you.
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