Re: Poptarts & Hot Pockets: food of the gods.
Nothing can get rid of Jehova's Witnesses.
The best way to get rid of Jehova's Witnesses is to ask them what they are supposed to do when somebody tries to convert them. The answer isn't really relevant, just ask them why they even think your religion would prescribe something different. They will leave you completely flabbergasted and, if they gave a truthful answer to the first question, in fear for their lifes.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
