Re: One, OK, hundred, I have my doubts
1992, marketing director helpless because his secretary was on holiday and he was unable to do any work. Only a week before he had actually boasted "I don't know how to use a computer, I've never had to do a menial job."
You might think excusable, but he was supposed to be dealing with a load of customer statistics.
Because I am a bastard, I did not suggest lending him one of my engineers, all of whom were by then Excel wizards. After all, he wouldn't want a menial engineer looking at his numbers.