You think that is bad?
Wait for the smart toilet that analyses your regular output and automatically adjusts your Ocado/Amazon orders to reduce your alcohol intake or increase your porridge order for more roughage. Undoubtedly comes with an 'App' that nags you to go to the loo at certain times. Imagine trying to open your "Smart Fridge" only to find that it has locked itself under orders from the SmartLoo to stop you having any more booze.