Re: "Does this space suit make my ass look big?"
Moon-sized!
I'll leave it to your racial self-identification to decide if that's good or bad.
But the question which I'm sure is burning in everyone's mind is, what gender is the person who makes the suit that wasn't delivered?
Is it another failure of the patriarchy?
Was it a woman with internalized misogyny?
Or do we have absolutely zero interest in which gender is going for a walk or doing anything, unless their gender is relevant to the success of task at hand?