Reply to post: Re: Unfortunately predicable

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Re: Unfortunately predicable

After that I always produced a PPT with the mission-critical specs to present to those with short attention spans

  • When extending the reach of forklifts by lifting them with other forklifts the larger forklift should be used to lift the smaller forklift.
  • Always use the side of the industrial fan that the air comes out of rather than the side it goes into when impressing coworkers by stopping the fan with your tongue.
  • When driving equipment through the bay doors always make sure the bay doors are open first.
  • The vending machines are heavy, try not to pull them over on yourself.

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