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Croydon school rolling in toilet roll after Brexit gift deemed unfit for the Queen's Anus Horribilis

Rameses Niblick the Third Kerplunk Kerplunk Whoops Where's My Thribble?

And you reckon the British monarchy would allow some French contraption near their arses why exactly?

Yeah, right!

Doesn't adequately explain why they turned away German bog roll though.

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