Re: ::tee hee::
"You might also need something stronger than beer."
Who said anything about beer?
Besides, it depends on the beer (I have a brew that runs just about 20%ABV, and a couple others that hover around 15) ... and people keep other things in kegs, not just beer. Wine for example. And mead. My calvados/applejack comes to mind if you really think you want something stronger ...