If Florida Man did not exist
We would have to invent it.
I love Florida and Florida Man. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/florida-man
I still say that the guy who threw the baby alligator into the window of a Wendy's drive-thru was an even better Florida Man than this guy. https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/palm-beach/fl-alligator-wendys-criminal-case-plea-20160531-story.html