Re: Long way around the barn!
You sound like my bloody missus! If so much as a single photon ventures into the room after nighty night, she's up out of bed tweaking curtains, closing doors and putting things in front of illuminated clock displays.
She seems to regard the suggestion to simply sleep WITH HER BLOODY EYES CLOSED some kind of affront.
Me, if I get relegated to the spare room for snoring, the curtain there hasn't closed for months, if not years and I can sleep just fine