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How many Reg columnists does it take to turn off a lightbulb?

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Re: DIY & Fingerprints

Obligatory Tom Lehrer song

I hold your hand in mine, dear

I press it to my lips

I take a healthy bite from

Your dainty fingertips

My joy would be complete, dear

If you were only here

But still I keep your hand

As a precious souvenir

The night you died I cut it off

I really don't know why

For now each time I kiss it

I get bloodstains on my tie

I'm sorry now I killed you

For our love was something fine!

Until they come to get me

I shall hold your hand in mine!

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