It's Not Grass - It's GLASS, You Idiots
The 1990s style stoner film updated:
Bertie And Bernie Break The Internet (No, Really, They Actually Do Break It)
"Bertie, mate, I'm freezing. This concrete hut is open. Let's go see if it's warm."
"Sound, mate, I've got the weed. We can fire up inside."
Cut to lit match falling onto some flammable liquid that then rapidly spreads into an inferno, melting the landing station and wiping out the fastest Internet route between the U.K. and North America.
Now, THAT'S Brexit...