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Hapless engineers leave UK cable landing station gate open, couple of journos waltz right in

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Knowing the place, they'd use a scrapped dodgem car motor. There's dozens of 'em knocking around. That and tired, peeling hire boats. Come in number 9, your time is up! and all that.

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