@FuzzyWuzzys
When I was a kid, I'd go into WH Smith, and write a little basic prog on their Oric~1, a loop just long enough so I could get out of the door, then a loop around 'PING ZAP SHOOT EXPLODE' pre-defined sounds. It was the computer equivalent of setting all the egg timers in 'Spoils'. probably get arrested for that these days.