Mr Gilbert and his partner Mr Sullivan, perhaps?
But why restrict yourselves to indoor shenanigans?
I heard the minx remark,
She’d meet him after dark,
Inside St. James’s Park,
And give him one!
And then all down to Penzance:
Alas! there’s not one maiden breast
Which seems to feel the moral beauty
Of making worldly interest
Subordinate to sense of duty!