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Unless you want your wine bar to look like a brothel, purple curtains are a no-no apparently

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Joke

"illegitimate goings-on, looking like a brothel or a funeral parlour"

Illegitimate goings on in a funeral parlour? Damn, I need to get out more often...

I dont know why but I suddenly have the Doug Anthony All Stars playing in my head.... "Necrophilia, Necrophilia, Rigour Mortis makes me hard..."

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