Reply to post: Re: In fact Jupiter DID have a lover named Moony McMoonface

Eggheads want YOU to name Jupiter's five newly found moons ‒ and yeah, not so fast with Moony McMoonface

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Re: In fact Jupiter DID have a lover named Moony McMoonface

When myth is the subject, Paris is the name of the naughty (male) Trojan who abducted Helen. And Zeus wasn't into boys.

So it's said.

This is what when you get parents who give their kids names without having a clue about languages. She should have been Parisa Hilton. Or perhaps Parasite.

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