Reply to post: when has spending money on a Nigerian scheme ever gone wrong

How do you solve a problem like Galileo? With a strap-on L-band payload, of course!

hammarbtyp Silver badge

when has spending money on a Nigerian scheme ever gone wrong

Dear Mr Grayling

I have been requested by the Nigerian Space Agency to contact you for assistance in resolving the matter of access to GPS. The Nigerian Space has recently acquired a satellite onto which a GPS alternative could be placed. Unfortunately due to international restrictions, we cannot help you until funding has been made available. Please to facilitate this wire £100 million to the attached agency back account, and we will launch your new GPS system for you

Yours Faithfully

Prince Boateng III (Acting head of NSA)

P.S My brother also owns are large number of RORO ferries. I would be please to make these available for another £100 million

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