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Why does that website take forever to load? Clues: Three syllables, starts with a J, rhymes with crock of sh...

Camilla Smythe

You are doing it wrong....

Stupid users should upgrade to 128 core processors with 512GB DDR5 ram and minimum 20TB PCIe SSDs and overclock the lot. Minimum of 10GB/s fibre connection required. Here's another pizza advert. $10.50, $8.50 advertising surcharge, $2.00 to make. Please enjoy your improved browsing experience.

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