I thought that in Malta they don't drive on the left or the right; they just drive in the shade
Come to think of it, it may be difficult to map because there are more holes than road. It is mildly amusing to see people driving around in noisy low slung sports cars. There isn't a place where you can do more than 80 legally, and the underskirts must grind down pretty quickly after a drive over Maltese roads, grin. You're better off in a Range Rover - that has at least the ability to ignore the potholes because of its large wheels.
Some potholes are only undeep because you're actually driving over the roof of your predecessor :).