Re: "I'd wear a boiler suit or ex-RAF surplus jumpsuit if I could"
> Iron-on velcro is a great invention. Surely there's a roll in one of your pockets :)
Sadly not! I may rectify this later.
However, there are two concerns with this proposal.
The first is that the overhang on the slit is pretty small - less than a centimeter - so I'm not sure there's space to install enough velcro to secure things.
The second is that while there's usually a pair of boxers to act as a protective layer, I'm not convinced I'd want to have velcro that close to an area which is traditionally quite hairy - I'm not planning on going Brazilian anytime soon!
Still, if you hear a loud scream (optionally followed by the jangle of some keys landing on the floor), you'll know that I did indeed attempt the experiment...
Biting the hand that feeds IT
