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After Amazon's Bezos exposes Pecker, National Enquirer pushes back, promises to probe itself

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If anyone is going to have a strange appendage with a pair of gooey runny eyes down under, it's Bezos... If he hasn't got them already, he can afford to have them installed. There could be fertility related advantages, maybe fangs would be handy to deliver the payload.

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