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Oracle throws toys out pram again, tells US claims court: Competing for Pentagon cloud contract isn't fair!
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Return of the audio format wars and other money-making scams
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Billionaire Buffet's Berkshire liquidates $2.1bn stake in Oracle – months after buying the shares
Dratted hipster UX designers stole my corporate app
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Bad news for WannaCry slayer Marcus Hutchins: Judge rules being young, hungover, and in a strange land doesn't obviate evidence
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The algorithms! They're manipulating all of us! reckon human rights bods Council of Europe
Facebook political data probe: £2.5m. Powers for the ICO: Priceless
OK, Google? Probably not! EU settles on wording for copyright reform legislation
UK Home Office dumps huge sack of complex data sets on biometrics ethics board's desk, goes for beer (probably)
Banking in 2019: Sure, we'd recommend TSB's online, mobe banking say cowed customers
Surface Studio 2: The Vulture rakes a talon over Microsoft's latest box of desktop delight
Roses are red, Facebook will pay, to make Uncle Sam go away: Zuck, FTC in $bn settlement rumor
White House and FCC announce big, broken solutions to America's pitiful broadband
NASA's Dawn Mission receives nod in memory of Apollo 13 'naut for asteroid belt derring-do
Help us sniff out 50 neutron star collisions so we can calculate universe expansion, cosmoboffins plead
How's this for sci-fi: Orbiting probes face fiery death dive from planet's radiation belts. And that planet is Earth
Opportunity's mission is over, but InSight almost ready for a driller thriller below Martian surface
Blockchain is bullsh!t, prove me wrong meets 'chain gang fans at tech confab
Boss of venerable sect with millions of devoted followers meets boss of venerable sect with... yeah, you get the idea
Roses are red, this is sublime: We fed OpenAI's latest chat bot a classic Reg headline
The Lance Arm-strong of performance-enhanced CPUs: Armv8.1-M arch jams vector math into super-microcontrollers
Sussex rap fan wants statue of Easy-E from NWA in his hometown because he's a 'legend'
Airbus will shutter its A380 production line from 2021
Pandas so useless they just look at delicious kid who fell into enclosure
US kids apparently talking like Peppa Pig... How about US lawmakers watching Doctor Who?
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