Money to burn
"Hello. Is that the Greek tourist board?"
"Yes. How may we help you?"
"Ah, great. Yes. I'm interested in buying one of your gorgeous islands, and was wondering if you could direct me to the necessary department that deals with such things"
"I'm sorry, that's a very unusual request, I wouldn't know where to....Hold on! Is this some kind of prank call!?"
"No. No. I assure you, this is genuine. I'm responsible for maintaining my company's vast array of software resources and the boss has just signed a contract with the local undertaker to license Office 365 throughout our organisation"
"Sorry. I'm not quite understanding your point"
"What I mean to say is, my overtime bill from now until I retire will quite literally cover the cost of a modestly sized Mediterranean island"